英语小笑话：Emergency Room Surprise

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　　Emergency Room Surprise
　　(Originally in English)
　　A man went into a dangerous place, where there were nails and stones everywhere. So he took his shoes off, hung them up and walked all over the area. Then he got injured and began to bleed from his ankles and feet. So he had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor said, "My God!Didn't you wear any shoes?" And the man said, "Yes, but I took them off." So the doctor said, "Are you crazy? Why didn't you wear your shoes?" And the patient said, "Are you crazy?
　　Look at my feet! If I had had my shoes on, what would have become of them?"
　　急诊室怪谈
　　有一个人到一处很危险的地方，遍地都是钉子和石头，他却把鞋子脱掉，拿在手上，到处走来走去，结果受了伤，脚踝和脚底都流血，只好到医院去治疗。医生看了说：「天啊！你没穿鞋子吗？」那个人说：「有啊，不过我把鞋子脱下来。」医生说：「你疯了啊？为什麽不穿鞋子呢？」
　　那个受伤的人说：「你才疯了呢！你看我的脚，如果我穿鞋的话，鞋子会变成什麽样子啊？」